I think I’ve been fairly good this year besides missing a few training sessions, so I’ve prepared a wish list of my ideal Christmas climbing gifts.
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I know you’re really busy all year and Christmas Eve must be especially tiring for you and the reindeer. To help you reserve some magic I’ve bolted the side of the house for you, I hope Rudolph can belay. The drop down the chimney should be okay, sorry I can’t be there to spot you but I’ll position some crash pads at the bottom. It’s an easy climb back up, mostly bridging, but the top out onto the roof could be a little tricky!
I’ll be sure to leave some carrots for the reindeer, and a Clif bar with a cup of gingerbread coffee for yourself.